Farmer Vincent, his strange creepy sister, crappy acting and predictability equal marvelous 80’s cheese. The overacting seems to make this horror film more of a comedy – yet it’s quite enjoyable. Not only did this film make me giggle like a tiny baby hyena, it also made me ponder exactly how many farmer freaks like this are out there in the world. With all the crazy loons running amuck amongst those people that are supposed to be within a social setting – Your breakfast sausage may be a Farmer Vincent Special. Isn’t that a sickening thought?
Of course, with all cheesy films there’s a blonde bimbo that creepily makes out with old farmer Vincent. Why? I don’t know. But I guess old men need love too. She has to be the most annoying person in the film because all she does is look around like a deer caught in headlights, say a few lines, and then scream. She’s got the dumb blonde role down pat though.
So anyway, Vincent has this secret garden, which is made up of travelers that pass by his hotel. He and his creepy sister would bury people within the garden and cut their vocal chords. They sounded like alien monsters trying to scream for help. They actual remind me of frogs with their croaking. Farmer Vincent has been smoking people meat and selling it to people for years. Throughout the movie you see a few customers that nom on the meat and talk about how delicious ol’ uncle Ted’s leg meat is… well they don’t know it’s human but you get my drift.
Also, the wonderful thing about this is the questions and answers. You know lines like: “Why don’t you just burn the place?” “You mean arson?” That make you wanna face palm yourself and chuckle. Needless to say, this film is under my fantastical cheesy film category so if you’re interested take a peak.
I found the full film on Youtube here:
Blood & Guts