I always love a good B-Movie. My boyfriend and I are completely obsessed with the 1991 film, Winterbeast. Mostly, because it makes our brains feel like home. I first stumbled upon Winterbeast when I was a little kid. I remembered that I used to imitate the dance of the crazy Inn Keeper. Most recently, my boyfriend and I watched it and the whole time it brought back odd memories of my childhood.
This film is honestly, only for a select few to enjoy. If you sit through this film and laugh, enjoy it, and can relate to all the fucked up shindigs that go on – Congrats. Winterbeast has chosen you.
To be honest, this film deserves a video review which my boyfriend and i will be happy to post when it’s finished.
Creeps… I haven’t slept yet. So I’m going to share advice — Because that’s always the best time to give advice — when you’re sleep deprived.
#1 – It is NOT advisable to look in to peoples windows — It’s not neighborly. Stick with the casserole.
#2 – A pizza box doesn’t protect you from lighting strikes.
#3 – Your younger sibling doesn’t make a good dinner candle.
#4 – Never confuse an old folks home for a mummy museum.