Dear Postal Service


It has come to my attention that your tracking system sucks. It needs some coffee or maybe a nice back rub to get back into the swing of things. Packages I’ve ordered about a month ago still haven’t arrived. I wonder what I ever did to you postal service. I’ve paid my P.O. Box on time, and even use you for the items I sell. So why are you being a jerk? 

– Mercy