Good Evening Creeps.
Remember when we were kids and wouldn’t sleep with the closet door open? Well kids, its most likely because of this guy:
This little fella is the guy that is living in your closet. Not to be confused for the pedophile behind great-grandma’s fur coat. We start off in the film by seeing people talking to their closets because they hear a noise. Then, they get taken in and eaten by the fella posted above. A reporter is complaining about only writing obituaries, so he tries to get a bigger story. He pursues the murders going on around the town. He meets up with this kid named, Professor whose mother is a biology teacher which the Sheriff thinks is just some crazy broad. The crazy broad is friends with this neat professor fella that wants to try to stop having the monster killed. In the end, they had to destroy closets because the monster kidnapped the reporter and it looked something like this:
^ Still a better love story than Twilight
And in the end, without further investigation to see if there were more monsters in any closets — people were instructed to rebuild their closets. I love this film because of it’s cheesy nature. It’s clearly dear to my heart and I remember that I now have to purchase it. What I like about this film is the dialogue is cheesy as an Ed Wood film (Plan 9 From Outer Space Cheesy). I like this because it fits it so goddamn well you couldn’t picture it with serious dialogue. This had to be one of those films where the actors and actresses in it couldn’t take the script seriously. I would die laughing if I had to try to keep a straight face while acting this out.
I give it 5 Cheeses.
Sorry for this short and pathetic review — Must get to working on my stuff for a casting call.
All images of film were found on google search.
Blood & Guts
– Mercy Desdemona
Hello my creeps.
Yes, I am writing a lot in my blog tonight because I have the funny feeling that I shall be busy writing my horror film today and will be neglecting my blog for a little while. I have been inspired to write my own horror film. It started off as a short story is now turning into a film within my brain and I’m inspired to write music and lyrics for it as well. My creativity is sky rocketing lately and I’m going to take advantage of it.
I will lock myself in my room with my notebooks, candles, and snackage to work upon this master piece festering within my brain. I enjoy creative binges. I must say though the best inspiration always comes when in the shower. Why is that? I hate it sometimes. Because when I get out and I’m back to reality — I forget what I have thought up. Soooooo — Lock away in my room with Mozart and candles to go on a creative splurge.
– Blood & Guts
– Mercy Desdemona
I always love a good B-Movie. My boyfriend and I are completely obsessed with the 1991 film, Winterbeast. Mostly, because it makes our brains feel like home. I first stumbled upon Winterbeast when I was a little kid. I remembered that I used to imitate the dance of the crazy Inn Keeper. Most recently, my boyfriend and I watched it and the whole time it brought back odd memories of my childhood.
This film is honestly, only for a select few to enjoy. If you sit through this film and laugh, enjoy it, and can relate to all the fucked up shindigs that go on – Congrats. Winterbeast has chosen you.
To be honest, this film deserves a video review which my boyfriend and i will be happy to post when it’s finished.
I hope you are all having a dreary weekend and sleepless night. I decided to post my first list on this blog. Whether you enjoy this list or not is completely up to you. In any case, thanks for wasting time with my existence. Follow me to waste more time and to keep updated on these poorly written blog posts before you. Reviews to come at a later date. This list are just a few of the movies I watch here and there.
Mercy’s List 15 Horror Films
1. Nosferatu 1922
2. Nightmare Castle
3. Evil Dead
4. The Thing (’50s & ’80s versions)
6. The Blob
8. Last Man on Earth
9. The Lost Boys
10. House on Haunted Hill
11. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
12. The Devil’s Rejects
13. The Creature from the Black Lagoon
14. Prime Evil
15. The Bat (Silent & ’50s Version)