We all have guilty pleasure songs so I’ve decided to share 4 of mine with you!! XoXo – Mercy
When you come in from outside and see some random people cleaning your living room and you have no idea who they are. And that’s the cue to hide in your bedroom while you sacrifice your boyfriend to make sure these people aren’t serial killers and in fact just trying to clean our living room so they could win a car.
This is a silly jam out video that my love created when his pals were up for a weekend. My love is the one on bass, my brother on the black drum set and his friend on another. They were just messing around. I was talking in the background with his other buddies. But, I have a feeling I’ll be in the next jam out video.
Today I’d like to share a favorite past time of mine. I adore anything historical or vintage! I have to say I inherited that from my dad. I remember being around 9 or 10, and our area had a power outage either do to a winter storm or a fallen line. Naturally, we started up our kerosine lamps and nibbled on cookies around. My younger brother and I would always try to read or write and contemplate what it would be like to be living in the era when electricity was first put into houses! Could you imagine?
My dad came into the room and it was the first time I laid my eyes on a Victrola.
Image found on Google Images.
At first, I didn’t know what it was and my dad explained to me that we were going to be listening to some classic records. When I say classic, I mean way back near the early 1900s. We have a copy of Cal Stewart’s comedy recordings from 1901! I have to say I don’t remember if I laughed as hard as I did that night ever again.
From Google Images.
It had to be the most interesting thing to me! I don’t know why! I just loved the sound quality and the corny jokes. The way you heard the fuzz on the recording. It sounded so genuine to me. This is what brought my love and obsession for records! That day the power went out!
Cal Stewart was born in 1859 and died in 1919. He was a pioneer in vaudeville and early recording works.
Here’s one of the sides of the record to share with you creeps. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
My boyfriend and I apparently summoning the demons within.
Good Evening Creeps.
Remember when we were kids and wouldn’t sleep with the closet door open? Well kids, its most likely because of this guy:
This little fella is the guy that is living in your closet. Not to be confused for the pedophile behind great-grandma’s fur coat. We start off in the film by seeing people talking to their closets because they hear a noise. Then, they get taken in and eaten by the fella posted above. A reporter is complaining about only writing obituaries, so he tries to get a bigger story. He pursues the murders going on around the town. He meets up with this kid named, Professor whose mother is a biology teacher which the Sheriff thinks is just some crazy broad. The crazy broad is friends with this neat professor fella that wants to try to stop having the monster killed. In the end, they had to destroy closets because the monster kidnapped the reporter and it looked something like this:
^ Still a better love story than Twilight
And in the end, without further investigation to see if there were more monsters in any closets — people were instructed to rebuild their closets. I love this film because of it’s cheesy nature. It’s clearly dear to my heart and I remember that I now have to purchase it. What I like about this film is the dialogue is cheesy as an Ed Wood film (Plan 9 From Outer Space Cheesy). I like this because it fits it so goddamn well you couldn’t picture it with serious dialogue. This had to be one of those films where the actors and actresses in it couldn’t take the script seriously. I would die laughing if I had to try to keep a straight face while acting this out.
I give it 5 Cheeses.
Sorry for this short and pathetic review — Must get to working on my stuff for a casting call.
All images of film were found on google search.
Blood & Guts
– Mercy Desdemona
A follower of my youtube told me to check out a show entitled, The Girly Ghosthunters. Now, when I saw the name I was already getting the noose ready but I was a trooper and sat through the 13 episodes they have. Why did I sit through it all? I think it’s because I had no idea what to say about it and I was just sitting there with a look of “How could these people ever have a show in the first place” to click the “X” button.
Let’s get into the review. You have four girls attempting to be ghost hunters. In the opening sequence, you see their names and their favorite ghost hunting tools. So these four girls shove themselves in an RV and go places that are supposedly haunted. Sounds only okay at this point right?
Wrong! The majority of the show is just them interviewing people at the places of interest, they walk around like they are giving tours and then scare themselves at night by acting like city chicks in the woods.
They don’t show any of their findings nor give you any explanation at the end. It’s just a short recap of their idiotic screams. You can’t take the show seriously at all. When they do attempt to use the ouija board it’s clear that they are moving it and joking around. I can’t believe people like this get say with being signed for one season and people out there that have a great interest in paranormal investigation aren’t given a chance. seriously World… what is wrong with you.
Anyway, thanks creep on my youtube for making me want to jump off a bridge watching this crappy show.
Blood & Guts,
Farmer Vincent, his strange creepy sister, crappy acting and predictability equal marvelous 80’s cheese. The overacting seems to make this horror film more of a comedy – yet it’s quite enjoyable. Not only did this film make me giggle like a tiny baby hyena, it also made me ponder exactly how many farmer freaks like this are out there in the world. With all the crazy loons running amuck amongst those people that are supposed to be within a social setting – Your breakfast sausage may be a Farmer Vincent Special. Isn’t that a sickening thought?
Of course, with all cheesy films there’s a blonde bimbo that creepily makes out with old farmer Vincent. Why? I don’t know. But I guess old men need love too. She has to be the most annoying person in the film because all she does is look around like a deer caught in headlights, say a few lines, and then scream. She’s got the dumb blonde role down pat though.
So anyway, Vincent has this secret garden, which is made up of travelers that pass by his hotel. He and his creepy sister would bury people within the garden and cut their vocal chords. They sounded like alien monsters trying to scream for help. They actual remind me of frogs with their croaking. Farmer Vincent has been smoking people meat and selling it to people for years. Throughout the movie you see a few customers that nom on the meat and talk about how delicious ol’ uncle Ted’s leg meat is… well they don’t know it’s human but you get my drift.
Also, the wonderful thing about this is the questions and answers. You know lines like: “Why don’t you just burn the place?” “You mean arson?” That make you wanna face palm yourself and chuckle. Needless to say, this film is under my fantastical cheesy film category so if you’re interested take a peak.
I found the full film on Youtube here:
Blood & Guts