Dear Nosy Sir or Madame,
It has come to my attention that you have moved into my life. Even though, I have no idea who you are, you seem to know my life story from A to Z. Good sir or madame, which bills of mine will you take over? Since you want to be so wrapped up into my life – you surely must pay your share of the bills.
I thank you for informing me about me. I never knew many of those things about myself.
– Mercy Desdemona