Since I haven’t done a review in so long, I thought I mine as well do one today. Today I am reviewing The Lost Boys: The Tribe. This movie was a complete joke and instead of being a sequel, it’s like a crappy remake of the original Lost Boys. They have the kids that go to their aunt’s house (i think.. either that or some deranged woman’s place) to live and this aunt does a fail at trying to be the silly grandpa from the original.
The kids go to a party where they meet up with the vampires. The chick in the film gets seduced by the vampire and gets jiggy with it with the vampire dude during the crappy remake of “Cry Little Sister” by the band Aiden. The brother tries to say that there are vampires, they get the Frog brother, they go they hunt vampires the end.
What I see wrong with this… is sooo much! Honestly, they could have made a decent sequel or remake or whatever the fuck this thing was supposed to be! Hell! I could have done a better job creating it! This film is as if you take a bunch of preppy whine asses and shove them in a film and being all “Oh my god… ew.”
I would rate this zero dead babies. A waste of time. Something you’d put on if you need a nap.
Agh.. the movie sucks so much I can’t even be motivated to write this review….