Creeps… I haven’t slept yet. So I’m going to share advice — Because that’s always the best time to give advice — when you’re sleep deprived.
#1 – It is NOT advisable to look in to peoples windows — It’s not neighborly. Stick with the casserole.
#2 – A pizza box doesn’t protect you from lighting strikes.
#3 – Your younger sibling doesn’t make a good dinner candle.
#4 – Never confuse an old folks home for a mummy museum.